Wie heißt du?

A few days ago, i was surfing on last.fm. My nick there is "iRemTheOttoman". "İrem" is used for a female name here. It has no use but a female name. On my profile, i've written my name besides. A Turkish guy sent me a message..
X(the guy): Hi! wassup?
iRemTheOttoman: Hi, nothin'. u?
X: same.. My name is blabla, what's yours?
iRemTheOttoman: Eh, well.. isn't it obvious?
X: I couldn't be sure...

Goooosh!! Tell me, why should i write another name on my nick and on my profile since i wrote a real name?!!

Sorry, but i'm not gonna mourn...

Non of my close relatives died so far. Well, i remember my grandma's sister died when i was 10; but it doesn't count.

This morning, while i was about to wake up, my mum called me and gave this new:

- Your grandpa(father's dad) died last night!

And i was like:

- Oh yeah? What he left as heritage?

I donnow if i am a bad person; but i think it's such silly to get sooo sad for a person who died at the age of 70!
Though, i didn't like him at all and i used to see him only twice in a year. so, why to weep?
Am i evil?

Compulsory Relationship

As you guys know, i'm a very friendly person. Well, at least to the people that i like. Sometimes when i'm friendly to a guy, he misunderstands me. He thinks i'm trying on him and reduces talking to me (sometimes completely stops without any reason).
There is a guy in my school. Last year, i was seeing him at school.Then i found out his last.fm. I wrote "hi, you look familiar" to his shoutbox and we talked a bit. At school, we used to greet each other once in a week or even less than that. That's all..
A month ago, i heard that he says "She tried on me via last.fm" to his friends. I was really mad when i heard that, cos he is almost half shorter than me, really stupid and horny!!!
This is just one example,, i've experienced many many misunderstandings like that.
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There are a lot of horny guys trying on me. No, not because they try to talk to me. They bother me with "will you go out with me? what will you lose? come ooon!", "i miss you my dear, i wanna know about you better", "i'm longing for you since summer" messages. I'm a kind person, so i cannot say "how dare you try on me with that outfit?"
This ugly but "courageous" guys really really bother me. The thing most bothers me is, they "really" think i may fall in love with them!
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Here are my solution for both of these problems above:
I changed my facebook status as "in a relationship". not that i've got a bf for sure :) today a lot of friends asked me about "the lucky guy"; but i explained the situation. I'll explain it to my friends who ask, buuut, not to the horny guys who are added on my facebook!
2 good things about it:
- Horny guys will stop trying on me
- Guys i like to talk, won't think i'm trying on them.
1 bad thing:
- My "future lovers" that are sexy, handsome and clever,, will go for other girls. (though, i hadn't got any sexy, handsome and clever guys when i was single either)
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isn't it a good solution? ;)